I’m a "ten" but I talk to my plants like they’re people (organic)
And I’m pretty sure the local priest thinks I’m evil (the panic)
He’s a "nine" but he wears those little toeshoes to the beach
A romantic connection is completely out of reach (the breach)

I’m a "seven" when I’m hungry and a "three" when I’m mad
But I’m a "twenty" in the lighting that my apartment had
The rating system is broken and so is my heart
I’m tearing every "perfect" boy completely apart (he’s a ten, but he likes "The Big Bang Theory" hard pass)

He’s a ten but the "but" is a literal mountain (the climber)
I’m looking for a fountain of youth, not a whiner (the timer)
Every red flag is a cape that I’m wearing today
While I’m trying to find a reason for him to just stay

The math doesn’t add up in the dating scene
I’m a digital princess and he’s a lowres machine
He’s a ten but the "but" is a literal mountain (the climber)
I’m looking for a fountain of youth, not a whiner (the timer)

Every red flag is a cape that I’m wearing today
While I’m trying to find a reason for him to just stay
The math doesn’t add up in the dating scene
I’m a digital princess and he’s a lowres machine

I’m a "ten" but I talk to my plants like they’re people (organic)
And I’m pretty sure the local priest thinks I’m evil (the panic)
He’s a "nine" but he wears those little toeshoes to the beach
A romantic connection is completely out of reach (the breach)

I’m a "seven" when I’m hungry and a "three" when I’m mad
But I’m a "twenty" in the lighting that my apartment had
The rating system is broken and so is my heart
I’m tearing every "perfect" boy completely apart (he’s a ten, but he likes "The Big Bang Theory" hard pass)

He’s a ten but the "but" is a literal mountain (the climber)
I’m looking for a fountain of youth, not a whiner (the timer)
Every red flag is a cape that I’m wearing today
While I’m trying to find a reason for him to just stay

The math doesn’t add up in the dating scene
I’m a digital princess and he’s a lowres machine
He’s a ten but the "but" is a literal mountain (the climber)
I’m looking for a fountain of youth, not a whiner (the timer)

Every red flag is a cape that I’m wearing today
While I’m trying to find a reason for him to just stay
The math doesn’t add up in the dating scene
I’m a digital princess and he’s a low-res machine